First Mates: Emily Corazón Nelson and Avery McQ. Lawrence
Date: Saturday, March 17
Time: 1:00 – 3:00pm
Location: Grand Ballrooms, Sheraton Hotel
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people of all ages gather round! We invite you to step right up! Are you as strong as a bull? Or are you almost-but-not quite as strong as a bull? Come on then, step right up, test your strength with this here mallet and we shall all find out!  This here mechanism will reveal not only your strength, but also your weaknesses, your offspring’s weaknesses, and your ability to truly enjoy a delicious forkful of chocolate cake!!”